uncomfortably numb: 12 Reasons BUSH HATES YOU!

12 Reasons BUSH HATES YOU!
12. If you’re not in the 31% who approve of his performance, that means you’re a terrorist-aiding Abu Ghraib candidate, and BUSH HATES YOU!
11. If you’re one of 30 million homosexuals in the US, then you have to stay single because BUSH HATES YOU!
10. If you support Thomas Jefferson’s recomendation to keep religion and government separate, BUSH HATES YOU!
9. If you think stem cells should be used for research instead of thrown in the trash, BUSH HATES YOU!
8. A study has confirmed that most Bush voters are psycho, so if you aren’t nuts BUSH HATES YOU!
7. Maybe your son is fighting in Iraq and you want him home? BUSH HATES YOU!
6. If you’re homeless because of a natural disaster, watch out for the next Katrina because BUSH HATES YOU!
5. If you have oil and want to discount it to the poor for the winter, BUSH HATES YOU!
4. If you want to improve the safety of steel skyscrapers by investigating the only three that ever collapsed due to fire, BUSH HATES YOU!
3. If you’re a scientist who won’t falsify global warming data, BUSH HATES YOU!
2. If you want to resolve conflict through dialogue instead of the mass mutilation of other people’s children, BUSH HATES YOU!
Last, but not least…
1. If you want all the votes to be counted, count on this:
BUSH HATES YOU!