Get your own Presidential Pardon from President George W. Bush while he still has access to the presidential pardoning pen.
Have you fucked up in some way these past eight years? Looking for a way to get off scott-free while an ethically-impaired Decider is still sitting in the Oval Office?
Well, lemme tell ya, you're not alone. In fact, you're so not alone that the White House had to create an automated online pardoning app to handle the overwhelming demand for "Get Out of Jail Free" cards.
Just enter all the pertinent info in the form and then print out your own pardon from President Bush...
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